A strong sense of the self
A sense of humor
A drive for excellence
Neatness
Order
Step 1:Always wear your makeup.
Step 2:Always take care of your hair. Not a strand should be out of place.
Step 3:If you are not well-endowed in your torso area, use bra inserts, augmenters, or the chicshaper. Large bosoms featured prominently in Levin's original story.
Step 4:If you are not thin, wear a girdle.
Step 5:Wear tight, but conservatively-cut clothing to show off your assets. (Remember to wear an apron during housework)
Step 6:Look in the mirror. Imagine yourself as a girl in a television commercial; you should look flawless, at all times. The picture of the Stepford Wife is the picture of a person who is healthy and takes good care of herself.
Step 7:Clean clean clean! Everything needs to be spotless. Even if it takes a dozen repeated rubs, scrubs, and buff in the same spot. Clean and clean some more, in every corner of the house.
Step 8:Cook.
Step 9:Shop at the supermarket. Push your cart slowly. All items need to be placed in your shopping cart neatly, methodically, and in an orderly fashion.
Step 10:Practice gracious and polite behavior even when you are alone. Eat with the silverware in place even when you eat alone. Etiquette and proper manners begin at home, when no one is looking.
Step 11:Never raise your voice.
Step 12:Always say "please" and "thank you" for the smallest things, in public and private.
Step 13:Always apologize for the smallest things, in public and private.
Step 14:Do not possess any strong opinions on any subject, unless you are expressing enthusiasm for cleaning products or food ingredients and recipes.
Step 15:Your man is No.1. He is the kingpin in your life. You answer first to him, then to your son, and then other men (and only when you are spoken to).
Step 16:Don't read, because who has time when you have this much housework to do and so many men to attend to?
The last one is funny, don't read? i also like the one about only expressing an opinion about food ingredients and recipes hehe. This reminds me a little bit of the Good Housekeeping guidelines. Master sent this to me in an email and i thought i would share it. Some of them are pretty neat and interesting!
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